Yes, I Am A Senior Citizen I'm the life of the party....even if it lasts until 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going. I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying. I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over... I'm cared for: long-term care, eye care, dental care. I'm not grouchy; I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, commercials, religious zealots, loud cell phone users, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't remember. I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm wondering, if yor're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150? I'm a walking storeroom of facts. I've just lost the key to the storeroom door. Yes, I'm a senior citizen, and I think I am having the time of my life! Author unknown